Saturday, 17 November 2018

rap song : gaslighting


171118

gaslighting
i could smell dog poo in here all day
like they've gone away
and left a used litter tray

im a terrible poissen

don't tell the groom
i was at my wedding to Dev
when Scaresy turned up in a tutu
bearing a plate of poo

most romantic thing i ever saw
my heart had never been so broken

pizza they called it

Fritz was too offing easy

how bout one of my exes
gives me away

my first love

drugs were nothing
compared to the adrenalin
and the violence

so i wandered about
in a graveyard
looking for rats in the rain
and played on the bus

halloween and bonfire night
bring up alot of dark forces

bitcoin was the last straw
that broke the camel's back

she took a running leap

there was horse meat
n there was venison
not to mention the beef

he said the paint
was peeling off the walls

100% horse meat they said
the pastie tax
and thats what Levison
was really all about

when you're a woman on your own
they're tapping into a dead girl's phone

Friday, 16 November 2018


171118

gaslighting
i could smell dog poo in here all day
like they've gone away
and left a used litter tray












Wednesday, 14 November 2018

151118 / 161118 

im a terrible poissen 

don't tell the groom 
i was at my wedding to Dev 
when Scaresy turned up in a tutu 
bearing a plate of poo 

most romantic thing i ever saw 
my heart had never been so broken 

pizza they called it 

Fritz was too fuckin easy 

how bout one of my exes
gives me away 





Thursday, 8 November 2018

081118 

my first love 

drugs were nothing 
compared to the adrenalin 
and the violence  










Monday, 5 November 2018

051118 / 061118 

so i wandered about  
in a graveyard 
looking for rats in the rain 
and played on the bus

halloween and bonfire night 
bring up alot of dark forces 

bitcoin was the last straw 
that broke the camel's back 

she took a running leap 

there was horse meat 
n there was venison 
not to mention the beef 

he said the paint 
was peeling off the walls 

100% horse meat they said 
the pastie tax 
and thats what Levison 
was really all about 

they're tapping into a dead girl's phone 
when you're a woman on your own 











rap song : day of the dead


he found her dead on the floor 
n his heart is nuked 

n its all my fault 
a little dictator 
like a badly trained dog 

want to squeeze mummy 
and cuddle her back to life 
is there no end to the evil 
this little baby girl has perpetrated ?

selfish 
bad little baby girl 

inappropriate 
for her to enjoy life 
without her  
she must embody the tragedy 

oh no 
she has broken her mummy 

trying to grasp at thin air  
where she left 
my frustration knows no bounds 

the sweetest gentlest little deer of a Mummy
you could wish for 

want to hold her close 
and feel her heart 

theres blood on my hands and feet 
at the risk of making myself 
very unpopular 
i dont understand business
i just lie and i cheat  
with my dodgy hooded eyes

are we sweet enough ? 
n i believe in euthanasia  

i dabbled in the occult 
n we're no little angels 
the paint has a life of its own 

n every day I'm crackin up 
in this day of the dead 







Sunday, 4 November 2018

041118 / 051118 

my hands and feet are bleeding 

the weather is telling me 
to pipe down 

at the risk of making myself 
very unpopular 

i dont understand business
i just lie and i cheat  

are we sweet enough ? 
n i believe in euthanasia