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n i did my self harm because of you peeps 

getting cover versions of me 

is one reason 

n we forms some sort of amputee 

support group 

n i challenge yous asll to do some 

magic instead 

it should be possible to 

be seen havine a forearm removed 

n then replacing it a few days later 

all you need is the belief 

that you can do it 

cus after all my hip injury 

is not going to be vey apparent 

in the long run 



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Dev wanted me to look at something 

i can't see what it is 

n with all the self harm exercises 

going on best i say 

I'm just single isn't it 

how has i got into this mess 



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n Sophie is threatening 

a hunger strike 

n what i has to do is 

let people get cover versions 

n see is there anything 

left for me at the end of it ... 

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Dev says he wont be needing 

the secret court warnings k 

i will sometimes object to Lager 

calling me mum or in other various ways taking the piss 

art whisperer

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SECRET COURT TORTURE WARNING 

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the queens horses going past again 

why are you telling me this ... 

i do not support torture ... 

if Dev wants to use my stuff 

to entertain himself he will let you know 



FOR DAVISION 

I DO NOT CONSENT FOR MY M ATERIALS 

TO BE USED FOR THIS 

UNLESS HE HAS REQUESTED IT 

ACTUALLY HE HAS REQUESTED IT 

BUT PLEASE MAKE SURE HE HAS A SAFE PASSWORD 

IF THINGS ARE GOING TOO FAR FOR HIM 

DEV HOW ABOUT DOING A STUNT 

WHERE YOU REMOVE PART OF YOUR ARM 

N ARE THEN SEEN FIXING IT BACK 

ON A FEW DAYS LATER 


I KNOW UYOU CAN DO IT 

n magic is simply the belief that you can do magic ... 

whjic starts with your appreciation of everyday life .... 





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Scarey is also threatening to hurt himeself 

n again might you not get sectioned 

she will give serious though 

nobody has thought about making a Mr Bean doll with teddy 

n not alot of rock star dolls 

where it the Bon Jovi doll 

or other comedians 


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another factor in this Dev is sex addiction 

a bunch of young people were dumped 

on a desert island with no technology 

and when that happens to you 

you realise what technology does 

its what i call the hebrides 

like when people value having a vinyl record player 

i don't know if you wanna 

investigate 

its like other emotions 

go out with the bathwater 

when you see something sexual that you fancy  



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Queens horses going past 


Shushooo was sectioned 

because of her eating disorder 

if you eat one more cake Shushooo ... 




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theres not alot of things you can't do 

with a bottle of fairy liquid 

it was my toothpaste and shower gel 





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i don't know what will happen 

with my being in love 

with both of them 

have to see what happens 

at matches ... n your supposed 

to be a  bit sociable with that 

n probly there will be opposition 

to the Sophie relationship too 

n im not leaving Dev in the sense of working 

together ... 


n of Sophie n Dev 

n yeah it might be that Sophie n i 

could do something about the mental health system ... 



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n then theres the Fritzle situation 

where our committee in this country 

thing i should be press ganged into that relationship 

n if the international community agreed 

i might have worked with that idea 

n our committee don't seem to understand 

the global forces at work 

n  how that is not possible 



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n then of course 

theres my neighbours' input 

that is i don't get anyone 

or the international community 

their view is that i should be force into 

a gay relationship as a punishment for the colonies 

or some weird thing like that 





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