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I HATE YOU CLIARE PERRY YOU PEDOPHILE SPAWN PERVERT 

2.08pm GMT

38 min: "Has a team ever won the top division in their country wearing gingham?" asks Harry Tuttle. "Are United on the verge of a huge first?"

NB THIS IS CLAIRE PERRY TRYING TO BUST HER WAY INTO A FILM OF ME MASTURBATING HER MAIN INTEREST IN LIFE 

2.09pm GMT

39 min: Suarez finds Gerrard on the edge of the area. Gerrard tries to play it back to him. Goal-kick to Manchester United. Liverpool haven't shown up at all as an attacking force and sloppiness from their best players is hardly helping

1.48pm GMT

17 min: Welbeck hares down the right flank, reaching a long pass from Rafael before Agger. He cuts inside, across the area and finds Cleverley. He touches it on for Van Persie, whose shot from an angle is easily blocked by Skrtel. He might have to make a few more of those this afternoon.