peanut butter jar

Peanut Butter Jar
The most notable part of this case study isn't that a 65-year-old man arrived to the E.R. with a peanut butter jar trapped in his rectum (althoughjust try not to clench your butt cheeks while picturing that). It's his explanation of how it got there: The elderly man claimed that while washing his dog in the shower, he slipped and fell on the jar so hard that it passed right through his anal sphincter. Physics and biological impossibilities aside, there are a lot of holes (heh) in his story: Like why was he naked while bathing his dog? And why is there a jar of peanut butter in the bathroom? Perhaps he has grandchildren, and they're better off not knowing that Gramps gets an erection when he inserts a container of Skippy up his butt. Anyway, who's hungry for a PB&J?