hospital work hospital chic

nappy bikini

you feel like fondling the crinkly bit

at the side of the pampers

and the padding gives it a 50s feel

maybe with some paste polka dots

people complaining about me sitting in my nappy 

in a short top 

i said why are people getting turned on by a woman in a  nappy 

around the thursday after the accident ( 291113 ) 

someone cut a pyjama into shorts for me 

i have been saying that i want to keep the shorts when 

i leave its hospital chic 

and the zimmer frame could be a fashion statement 

with your violin attached n badges n stuff 

and 10am 

on 061213 

i found i had too much to carry 

i put all the papers and a jar of coffee 

in a dirty pillow case and 

tied it to the zimmer frame 

and you can grip 

on to the end of it n theres your 

grippy socks to emphasise 

your lovely legs n the 

toddler pants and shorts 

toddler chic and include some 

badges to look like a mummy