rap song : the Jane Austen card

people in the care industry 
never go on strike 

been down wid de bitches 
at the back of my hood 
they squabble and fight 
it was something i like  

bit too alpha male for me 

the expectations 
that romance should be a certain way 

once the injection is in you 
you lose your way 

whats more of a mystery 
is this enormous pressure
that i feel on my stomach 

just upcycling my junk 

when i was in hospital 
i didnt have a poo for 2 weeks 

i can't read your book 
its in a foreign language 

n I'm having to eat for these girls 

act professional at all times 
n fob them off 
with some standard pat 

i was interrupted 
by the children 

i got the Jane Austen card now just about 

next thing you know 
you're planning what sort of kitchen surfaces
you want to have 

n something terrible is going to happen