word jam : the doolally

thing is if you are a bit doolally 
then your community is with the doolally 

we are all ruled 
by our alien cat overlords  

so anyway there was this guy ... 

I fancied him 
and my friends said he had unfinished business 
with this other girl 
and we all knew the other girl 
was doing a friends husband 

so I decided that my friends 
were just being possessive about me 

and then I'm reacting to people 
and throwing myself at this guy , 
which obviously didnt work out 
we got fed up with each other 

and I felt guilty ever since 

in the end I moved on from all of them 
because I didnt understand 
what they were talking about 

and my behaviour was faulty 
and not very ' Jane Austen ' 
it didnt ' look good ' 

well right now 
I'm not so much concerned with him 

he was the one to refuse intimacy 
a shocking script  

my nerdy boyfriends  
were always concerned 
that i would take time away from their gaming  
and be hanging on to their leg  

there was this incredible storm 
outside the hospital 
the wailing sounded like witches and demons 
they cry and hiss 

hail noble warrior 
locked in a battle of wills 
you have wrestled 
with the most ferocious of beasts 

playground rules
chicken 

purple hearts all round 
God is the Devil