lagrandeflaneuse says : September 2, 2012 at 1:31 pm

Afternoon all. Wedding anniversary today. 24 years with Monsewer le GF. Anders Breivik only got 21 years, and he killed 77 people.

actually you've killed alot of people yourself including my mother i think am i right ? 

pollystyrene

2 September 2012 1:52PM

Response to fripouille, 2 September 2012 11:46AM

Hadley Freeman would have written a much more amusing piece on that irrelevant phenomenon.

Well I'd still like to see someone other than Burchill write about why certain female pop stars who are rumoured to be gay seem so reluctant to discuss it. Katie Melua being a case in point.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-494342/Katie-Melua-Im-just-ordinary-girl-dont-ask-sexuality.html

There is at least one other who definitely has a girlfriend who has issued a combination of outright denials and smoke and mirrors type statements.

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I am not interested in a sexual relationship with the author 

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heretodaygone2morrow

2 September 2012 12:35PM

Response to clarkbgwent, 2 September 2012 12:27PM

Yes, it occasionally slaps her in the face when she is looking the other way.

YEAH WELL HE WONT DO THAT BECAUSE HE WANTS ME TO GIVE PERMISSION FOR YOU TO USE FOOTAGE OF ME MASTURBATING TO MARINADE YOUR PROSSIES 

YourProductHere

2 September 2012 12:35PM

Response to tomkun, 2 September 2012 1:42AM

tomkun 
2 September 2012 1:42AM

Vacuous shit stirring.

You've just summed up the Guardian's ethos

Trogopterus

2 September 2012 12:31PM

Response to smellthecoffee101, 2 September 2012 9:51AM

"It is great that the olympic opening ceremonies have expressed dissent against the values of a government controlled by corporate powers." How on earth did you manage to read that into either opening ceremony?

Olympic ceremony: Children's bed dance, celebrating Great Ormand Street Hospital and the NHS. (The coalition government is trying to destroy universal heath care.)

Paralympic ceremony: Apart from the whole nature of the Paralympics itself (the government is pandering to a bigoted view of the disabled as scroungers), the celebration of the Enlightenment, not the Industrial Revolution, as a historical period that the British ought to be especially proud of. The Enlightenment was a period of intense creativity and questioning of authority, as education began to reach out to a much wider audience than before. (The government has been narrowing access to education by tripling university fees. The government bases its values on financial profit motives. Opposition to corporate interests, especially as regards scientific hypotheses, can lead to injunctions and libel suits.)

well come on then Enders you big beefy bouncer ... lets see some action then cus you aint having that footage of my cunt 

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Ive invited Chucky to think about being a surrogate for your baby Trix since you can't be arsed with it 

12.26pm, 2.08.12. 

IF I REMEMBER RIGHTLY BEN YOU CHOSE TO GO TO THE LOCAL SCHOOL ... COURSE NOTHING IS EVER YOUR RESPONSIBILITY LIKE TRIX AND THE AUTHOR BOTH OTHER JUNKIES AND PISS HEADS 

what is he doing using factual information about me on public boards is this actually my junkie brother trying to get some more cash ? or is that two junkies trying to get some cash between them? 

rtj1211

2 September 2012 11:36AM

Response to dorice, 2 September 2012 11:28AM

1. I suggest that you go and ask Mr Derek McKenzie, formerly director of Strategem Group Ltd, what spying was going on in my flat at 328 Fog Lane, Manchester, between 2003 and 2006. 
2. I suggest you ask why my sister was given the opportunity to go to North London Collegiate School, when I was sent to the local third rate grammar school, when I got far better exam results than her throughout school.So much for my privilege and women's lack of opportunity.......

And when you learn the truth, I suggest you kill yourself.

rtj1211

2 September 2012 11:53AM

Open thread to 'dorice', mentally deficient idiot at the Guardian:

1. Doing things sustainably has nothing to do with global warming. It has to do with utilising the resources we have on this planet. If prisoners planting flowers makes the world a better place, what's GW got to do with it?

2. Women can rant about men and it's politically acceptable. So can gays, so can Muslims, so can blacks. As soon as a white man does likewise to that bunch of people, they are attacked as misogynist. As a result, white men must be polite to everyone but everyone else can trash white men. Where's the equality in that?

3. I have no religious faith, I do not have the surveillance tools to prove scientifically to your satisfaction that my computers were bugged, I just correlate what I write without sharing with what goes on the front pages of newspapers three days later. The proof is as strong as linking temperatures to carbon dioxide. I wrote on a computer XXXX should have their genitals cut off and made to eat them' and within 1 second, 1 second, of me typing that my floor was tapped very strongly from below. I never wrote that again in 3 years in Manchester and not once in the other three years was my floor tapped like that. Just coincidence, do you say??
4. When starting a new job in Leeds, after 2 years with my PC not linked to the internet after the previous bout of surveillance, I re-established links and decided to test my new employers by deliberately visiting a porn site. Within 5 days of doing so, a smarmy Scot at work made snide comments to me about pornography, comments never made before by anyone and never subsequently. Just coincidence, was it?
5. I am sure that every employee of BBC sport, the BBC hierarchy etc etc will agree to have their sexual genitals mutilated if a SINGLE ONE OF THEM uses electronic surveillance on members of the general public and their contracts will be rescinded if they refuse to sign such a document in the next 7 days. Just as I am sure you will kill yourself if all of them refuse to do so or if a single one of them confesses to the surveillance.

Let us be clear about this: if the Labour Party has ever, does now or ever does in future use electronic surveillance, either directly, using the forces of Mr Rupert Murdoch or other vile agencies of that kind, then you are going to kill yourself.

We will soon flush your kind out.

You will take responsibility for what goes on by killing yourself.

And you will kill yourself because you believe in this rubbish as an acceptable part of the Labour Party's corruption in power.

Madam.......

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Impulse pumps include: Hydraulic ram pumps - uses pressure built up internally from released gas in liquid flow.  Pulser pumps - run with natural resources, by kinetic energy only. Airlift pumps - run on air inserted into pipe, pushing up the water, when bubbles move upward, or on pressure inside pipe pushing water up

A hydraulic ram is a water pump powered by hydropower.
It functions as a hydraulic transformer that takes in water at one "hydraulic head" (pressure) and flow-rate, and outputs water at a higher hydraulic-head and lower flow-rate. The device uses the water hammer effect to develop pressure

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The Wankel engine is a type of internal combustion engine using an eccentric rotary design to convert pressure into a rotating motion instead of using reciprocating pistons. Its four-stroke cycle takes place in a space between the inside of an oval-like epitrochoid-shaped housing and a rotor that is similar in shape to a Reuleaux triangle but with sides that are somewhat flatter. The very compact Wankel engine delivers smooth high-rpm power. It is commonly called a rotary engine

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Milking machines work in a way that is different from hand milking or calf sucking. Continuous vacuum is applied inside the soft lining to massage milk from the tip by creating a pressure difference across the tip canal (or opening at the end of the tip). Vacuum also helps keep the machine attached. The vacuum applied to the tip causes congestion of tissues accumulation of blood and other fluids. Atmospheric air is admitted into the pulsation chamber about once per second the pulsation rate to allow the lining to contract around the end of tip and relieve congestion in the tissue. The ratio of the time that the lining is open milking phase and closed rest phase is called the pulsation rati


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littlepump

2 September 2012 6:05AM

Science is also key to the government's narrative on economic growth. Political pronouncements regularly note the role of science, engineering and innovation in sustainable economic growth.

oh dear perhaps you should try talking to some ecological or biophysical economists before making statements like that.

As the president of the Royal Society you are supposed to be a proper scientist i.e. sceptical of unfounded and unevidenced claims.

We need science now more than ever. It does provide the knowledge needed for the innovation that ultimately drives sustainable economic growth.

As a scientist I truely dispare of scientists like Paul Nurse and David King implying that our societial problems are purely technological. They are not, we cannot achieve sustainability through scientific innovation alone, these are socio-technological problems. There is a clear co-evolution between society and technology and we need to address norms and behaviour as well as technology. The shame is there is a great deal of scientific literature that addresses these issues.

I wish some of our "science leaders" would make a bit of effort and read up on issues they happily pontificate about for a position of seeming ignorance.

eroica

2 September 2012 4:02AM

Next week Julie tells us about her miner dad and working class upbringing, the week after that about how depression is a middle class pretend illness, the week after that about how crap in bed all her husbands were (what's the common denominator there then?), the week after that about what a hot rock chick she was once and the Sex Pistols all sat at her feet in the Groucho....

Haven't we been here before, long, long ago?

AND IF IM NOT THAT INTERESTING YOU WONT NEED FOOTAGE OF ME MASTUBATING THEN. HEY I NEVER SAID THEY WERE ALL CRAP IN BED ... TRIX YOU ARE NOT USING FOOTAGE OF ME MASTURBATING TO MARINADE YOUR PROSTITUTES ORLRIGHT 

kingharvest

2 September 2012 4:03AM

So very much ado about nothing.

The portrayal of anyone -no matter their sexual persuasion- in the media is just that - a portrayal. I don't pay it any mind and I'm not sure why you do, either.

Nicely written piece, though. But bear in mind that the rapid-fire 'calls 'em as I see's 'em style' wears thin after a few hundred words, I'm afraid.

Brownly

2 September 2012 3:53AM

Response to CainLawrence, 2 September 2012 2:54AM

The vast majority of men who use prostitutes is out of ego and power, more than sex.

All the blokes I know who do/have paid for it have either been:

a) Involuntarily going through a dry spell (whether they're in a relationship or not) - it's better than a wank.
and/or
b) Not wanting a relationship at present, but still needing sex - it's better than a wank.

Nothing complicated or socio-political about it - it's about getting their rocks off, pure and simple

THANKYOU TAPAS AS LONG AS THEYRE NOT USING FOOTAGE OF ME MASTURBATING WOULD YOU DO THAT ? A`ND SPEAKING OF GETTING ROCKS OFF WOULD YOU PERMIT TWO DISABLED PEOPLE TO MEET UP FOR A BIT OF FUN PLEASE WITH OUT HAPPY SLAPPING THEM 

51AndCounting

2 September 2012 3:51AM

Response to CainLawrence, 2 September 2012 3:41AM

I am sorry but you are vastly off-topic.

I am sure we all know people who were in the sex industry at some time but pulled their life around as you seem to have. I hope you work now to help others like you.

The discussion, though, is about titillation by pop stars. It is not new. Bowie did it, Bolan did it, it is so old the hat has rotted!

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ENDERS I AM OFF WITH A STRESS DISORDER AT THE MOMENT AND AM IN THERAPY TO SORT OUT SOME ISSUES THAT YOU WOULDNT HAVE THE GUTS TO LOOK AT AND TO BE HONEST LOOKING WITHIN AND GETTING HELP AR THINGS THAT YOU COUDNT POSSIBLY COMPREHEND PARTLY BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER IS SUCH A COLD DAMP FISH ... NOW MY HAVING FUN WITH A BIT OF INTERNET IS NOT A SEX AID FOR SEXUAL SPASTICS LIKE YOURSELF 

icanhardlybebothered

2 September 2012 3:23AM

It must be tremendously empowering to know that the world revolves around your vagina.

NO IT ISNT I FEEL LIKE IM BEING SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY A DISGUSTING OLD PERVERT 

AND LETS FACE IT THE ATMOSPHERE IN THERE IS REALLY REALLY SHIT IN FACT THERE ISNT AN ATMOSPHERE WHICH IS WHY YOUS NEED TO WATCH DISABLED PEOPEL MASTURBATING HUNDREDS OF MILES AWAY TO GET YOUR TEENAGE PROSSIES TURNED ON I THINK YOU ARE A PAIR OF SHITS WITH SHITTY ATMOSPHERES AND RUBBISH GENITALS THAT DONT REALLY WORK PROPERY AND TOTALY DEAD BRAINS 


YEAH WELL MAYBE YOUVE GOT A VIOLENT SHITTY ATMOSPHERE THERE AND I HOPE IS STAYS THAT WAY IN YOUR HOUSE A VIOLENT SHITTY PERVERT ATMOSPHERE THAT RAPES DISABLED PEOPLE IN THEIR OWN HOMES BECASUE TEHY ARE TOTALLY DEAD FROM THE WAIST DOWN 

CainLawrence

2 September 2012 2:59AM

Response to brentstar, 2 September 2012 2:42AM

Why don't you extrapolate all the way... men who buy sex are sad wankers who are unable to attract the opposite sex.. and deffo misogynists ..... I mean.... if you are going to generalise why not go the whole hog? Does that statement make you feel more comfy on that horsie...?

I didn't think I had to state the obvious.

Not all men who use prostitutes use female prostitutes, so not all of them are "misogynists." Those who do use female prostitutes, are most likely to be misogynists -- of the worst kind. Which is why there is a lot of violence there.

farandfewfarandfew

2 September 2012 2:53AM

Response to farandfewfarandfew, 2 September 2012 2:48AM

I ask about the wong, due to this sub-header: These days, there is money to be made from lesbianism

I DONT WANT YOUR MONEY ENDERS I JUST WANT YO TO LEAVE MY CUNT ALONE 

ENDERS IS A PERVERTED OLD RAPIST CREEP WITH A DEAD CUNT 

THERE DOES THAT GIVE YOU A NICE WARM SATURDAY FEELING 

farandfewfarandfew

2 September 2012 2:48AM

As I pointed out at the time to my lawyer – the girl in question being a ravishing 25-year-old heiress – "Look at her! It would have been unreasonable not to do it."

{seated in an armchair, just behind and to the left of the couch} Tell me more about her conga.

cbarr

2 September 2012 2:47AM

Response to farandfewfarandfew, 2 September 2012 2:43AM

Of course there are classicaly attractive lesbians there's an entire term for it 'lipstick lesbian'. Lesbians come in all shapes and sizes as do bisexuals and homosexual men not everyone jumped out of a 70's sterotype only Burchill seems to still wan't to promote that idea ala 'headonism' when it comes to people exploring their sexuality even if its just fun flirtation she'd flat out ban it for not sticking it to the man or not as the case may be.

LOOKS LIKE THE CLOVER THING WAS A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS ACTUALLLY ALL IVE GOT IS THAT BURN ON MY HAND ... 

http://zuquarium3.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/blog-post_6142.html

Trix what is the difference between my injunction on the author and your injunction on Wilderness? If anything yours was the more cruel considering that you had a real concrete with her ... to then call the pigs on her ... and how come you've had to do that with several women ... what does that say about you ...

you know and which one of us has undertaken to do some proper meat work on it ?  



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