jupitersterrain four

1.38

this is geisha reviewing one of my recent wanks .... 

the entity is a sex offender she is not welcome to ogle me 

why can't she learn to masturbate her own fanny instead of asking for a fanny transplant or a hoist when apparently she is well fit according to her vacant greedy self 

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cut-up vocals

"holla, holla, holla"

uniquely heartfelt and unshakeably catchy

so our horny souls can have some private time

a souffle of sparky synths and pogoing beats, the gorgeously melancholic Snow finds Sundemo wishing the winter would frankly just piss off

 the clattering Ciant Hear It, a song that seems to have been built around an old rave siren

sound of a panic attack on Make It Juicy and Swedish reggae on Down On Life (opening line: "We are waking up in a pile of shit")


Elliphant's skull-rattling agit-pop – which has much in common with Icona Pop's shoutier material – is a pretty good way of kicking bullshit into touch before it all gets out of hand

all big farting synths and dark lyrics like, "You put a knife against my back and you dare me to face the attack"

I see not so funny today its all knife attacks today is it groan ... 


Formed in Stockholm, NONONO, AKA singer Stina Wäppling and production duo Astma & Rocwell, make the kind of percussion-heavy, gloom-tinged pop

it's Stina – who's just finished a three-year psychology course, education fans

have you indeed now ... 

rattling percussion, spidery guitars similar to the xx, delicate synth flourishes

boosts it all with genuine character

genuine character ... listen maggot hag someone with genuine character does not need to ogle people masturbating against their will orlrihgt 
you do not have any character let alone a genuine one 

now stay away from my cunt you stinking old troll 

its not my fault your family fondled you in childhood 

steer clear of the music industry altogether

why why should you tell me what to do I'm not in the music industry i just work with some people on it 

elegantly poised electropop torch songs that make you clutch at your chest in overdramatic anguish

how dare you review my masturbation in this way you disgusting old slag 

i do not want this slapper prostitute watching me masturbate orlirhg this is a very abusive sex offender