jupitersterrain four

shifty, schemeing person that will do whatever they need to to escape whatever they fear in the moment

Listin up you little fucass weasel, if you lie to me again -- you are just gettin' yosef' another slap

A cunning, sneaky person. On internet forums they are often a liar, fake or poser. Will try to extract information from you to share with others and / or use it against you. Uses shiftiness to evade an obligation, commitment or duty. They will make promises then renege on them. 'Weasel' is very often followed by 'out' as in 'weasel out'.

"Watch her try to weasel out of that one."

"What a fucking weasel that lying bitch is."

"Every insurance company has a weasel clause so they don't have to pay their claim."

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weasels are also said to have magical powers and its sure going to need it 

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i just saw another beige weasel in the floorboards

there is also stoat and cat weasel that are chucky and my brother 

who are quite pally ... 

Chucky will now do a story where mom comes home and throws a wobbler 

about the teenage party ... 

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   Every woman in the boardroom must pull others up behind her 

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• 'Times were hard, the peasants were revolting'

  A Grantham fairytale by Posy Simmonds
  

and there is is .... 

im in a really bad way Scare and i nearly called you Chuck ... 

i don't know if we are going to get through this 

also the pads won't stick to the nylon knickers and already 

they are taking the piss out of that as well 

i might need to look for someone older than you .... 

They wear it well

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these get a lifers have nothing better to do than 

discussing other peoples pants they are not welcome to watch me masturbate 

im also going to cook meat 

and if you really want to revive your love life read Posy Simmons its illing 



i do have someone in mind that isn't a pisshead 

i still don't know who the celtic episode was
but it hasn't been beaten ... 

not for me anyway 

yous can watch out for me in the traffic ... 

i mean between you and her have given me an ulcer and a cyst on the 

waterworks and a sexual hangup 

and in aid of what does she stand for ? 

and the two of yous have ruined favourite songs and 

innocent embarrasing fantasies of mine 

and this is all 'telling you what to do ... ' 

so i just lay down and let tom dick and fanny finger me 

and just say fuck all right 

and i hope she gets a cyst inside her and a permanent one 




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Jewels brain cells moving ever so slowly round the bend .... 

chuf chuf chuf puffa puffa come on mate .... 


















someone has offered to be a God parent to all the cyber children 

i will have to think about it thankyou ...  as I'm in a breakup and don't want 

to do anything hasty on the rebound ....