rude food

1000 year old singed hair crisps 




k so today is not about what we 

can put up our vaginas or are arseholes for that matter Lloys .... 





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what pieces of meat 

taken from the bodies of assassinated dictators ? 



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n could guest be required to consume 

a part of their own body 

be it hair and nails in the fondu 

or some of their own smeg ... 




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n she migh eat a garden snail 
in fac is an animal reared on vey 

organic vegetation ... 


n there are tribes that drink 

the blood n urine of 

their cows 

n how about a urine aspic jelly 

the urine is a medicine actually 

1247

her movies feature 

crying for Scarey n laughing at Devs jokes 

eating on the toilet ... 

n could you have some sort of cannelloni 

thing coming out of a tampon 



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lemonade 

in fact at Shakespeare 

they use to say put that in your bowels