Baskerville's corner

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there are 2 dogs at my neighbours tonight 
barking their heads off 
i might have to get intervention from a mediator 

i know what they are going to say 
that i wake them up having a bath at 2 in the morning 
which i don't 
i sometimes have a quick wash 
at about midnight 
and i think its a bit creepy 
there is a couple next door 
lying in bed listening to me having a wash 
and comparing that to dog noise 

their dog is much louder than a hoover ... 
if i were to hoover at 5 in the morning 
I'm sure someone would complain ! 

one time they said i was blowing bubbles in the bath 
probably that was me gargling with mouthwash ! 

my aunt thinks they are taking advantage of me 
because i live on my own ...