word jam : sober as the day i was born

 this blog is copyright of LIZARIKK , the harpie the identity thief and bisto are not welcome

 

 I get caught doing it on the bus, the police clear the bus do me , some are black some white
12 minutes on the g spot

Multiples not so much , sometimes two
There was one with Dev that went on for a long time
I ready all of my parents books on sex
And we somehow accessed porn films and magazines,  long before the Internet

i started off heading somewhere and then went somewhere im not supposed to go and will head back when im not supposed to
im actually a cis female if sometimes i seem like a pantomime one
I get called a basket case

no 2 is getting my neighbours to do percussion to deliver fake intelligence
I like doing male musicians 
the sex feels like music
but i recommend trying to fantasise about someone you dont like
this vibrator is too big to go in and has a ridge on it
which might get stuck on the hymen
in 2013 i did actually make myself shag everybody , not sure i can repeat that , im just enjoying being straight again 
 a freaky thing to think about someone you dont really like !
somethin Dev taught me 
i even had a fantasy about a tree !
So shoving him with the side of my arm and the burning feeling I knock him back a bit and he's weakened with laughter

Then a rival  appears with a load of mates and says hey there's a triangle going on here , and shoves me in the chest
 I shout at her and Dev shows me how to not react
 Then we vanish
One guy we did it on a hillside with cars going past in the dark
and he lifted my skirt so the headlights lit up my behind !
Hyde Park i think back in the 80s and this really creepy man crept out from behind a tree watching us so we grabbed our things and ran
at work at my desk when nobody was around , so I thought,  unaware of surveillance
The boss flirted with me so that's maybe why  
There was one guy from my generation , he and his siblings used to throw poo at the ceiling , just for fun
maybe if i shove him really hard he wil step backwards 
he might be surprised how much force i can put into it
In the hospital a nurse walked through the curtain while I was doing it
I said do you mind !
k so there was a woman with a strap on
and a man watching , then he pulls her off me at the end
There are muscles and nerves linking the clit to the g spot
one time i was off my meds and upstairs on the bus when some yobs decided they wanted the window shut
so they slammed the window above my head and i got up and threw it open , this went back and forth for a while with him aggressively swearing so i sat there and screamed

Stone cold sober