pillowcase ... 20 ways of interpreting the incident 221213

1 a suffragette protest 

2 a  Julian Assange protest 

3 a self  harming episode 

4 a suicide attempt 

5 a cry for help 

6 a relapse 

7 a stunt 

8 attention seeking drama 

9 a stage career move 

10 a way to get artistic inspiration 

11 it was my last day on earth 

12 one of my ambitions 

13 the loss of support 

14 the loss of my nephews 

15 a sexual kick 

16 a legal high 

17 a dare to stretch my courage 

18 a way to change my life and career  

19 to break out of isolation 

20 to get treatment 

21 to get therapy 

22 because im living next door to a pedophile 

23 to avoid being accused of benefit fraud 

24  to avoid losing benefits 

25  to keep the sick role i am used to 

26 its not a danger to other people but could be a nuisance 

27 part of the tragic artist role 

28 a feminist statement 

29 something maccabre 

30 a protest about surveillance and hacking 

31 grief about Scarey 

32 greif about Darren 

33 a complaint about the mental health system 

34 its about sexual consent 

35 am I deluded ? 

36 my 50th birthday present to myself ... 

39 to impress Davision