hospital camp

10.40 pm 

I was slapped on the bum 

by an enormous lesbian 

i had just had a wank ( behind a curtain ) 

and so it felt all the more intrusive ... 

after i left the report said 

that i had been masturbating in a communal area ... 


But sometimes i miss the camaraderie in there 

now that I'm at home 

accompanied by the tv 

and the smell of my own farts ...