impersonation #2
''It is perfectly reasonable to expect people to develop their cultural experience. There is absolutely nothing elitist about the ballet, the theatre, the opera. Just the other day in fact I had the luxury of attending the annual autumn embassy do, and had an interesting debate on this very subject with Colonel Bumffernick, who pointed out that matinée tickets often go on sale for a mere €45. So yes, I do resent being made to feel unreasonable.''
HOW DO I PEEL THE SOUL LESS BLOODLESS PERSONALITY FREE TORY MP OFF ME
THERE THAT IS TORY MP BERKS REAL PERSONALITY
tory mp burk is not welcome to ogle or impersonate me where is its own personality
impersonation #1
''Here's an interesting thing I happened upon the other day, as I was enjoying my morning walk in the sunshine. The minister for culture has banned books. Why? He just has. Is this a good thing? Who can say. In the meantime, time for the soothing tones of a true genius of his genre [hyperlink].''
lets have an open thread on what people would like to have enough money to be able to do. like the ''if you had a million pounds....'' question, but more humble and real, and unique to everyone's different situation. i would like enough money to be able to:
- go out to eat once or twice a week (nowhere posh, just somewhere simple with friends)
- buy an oven
- smoke proper cigarettes instead of rollies
- once every month or so, be able to go to a different city for a weekend
- live somewhere that has 2 or 3 rooms instead of 1
- every so often, think to myself: ''ok, ive been staring at my amazon wishlist for the past 6 months....im not going to make a habit of this, but im gunna buy those 15 books ive been craving''
- when i see something that i just know someone in particular would LOVE, be able to buy it for them
- get the wine that is one price range up
- buy perfume when i want it, instead of having to be all smarmy and chipper with sales girls to swindle them out of a sample
- go out to eat once or twice a week (nowhere posh, just somewhere simple with friends)
- buy an oven
- smoke proper cigarettes instead of rollies
- once every month or so, be able to go to a different city for a weekend
- live somewhere that has 2 or 3 rooms instead of 1
- every so often, think to myself: ''ok, ive been staring at my amazon wishlist for the past 6 months....im not going to make a habit of this, but im gunna buy those 15 books ive been craving''
- when i see something that i just know someone in particular would LOVE, be able to buy it for them
- get the wine that is one price range up
- buy perfume when i want it, instead of having to be all smarmy and chipper with sales girls to swindle them out of a sample
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TORY MP BURK IS NOT WELCOEM TO OGLE SEXUAL FOOTAGE OF ME THE DISGUSTING OLD PERVERT
