jupitersterrain four

The Lost creator and director of the irritatingly gappy Star Trek films knows a thing or two about scriptural fudges. Let's pray he doesn't put another universe at risk with his breakneck pacing 

But Abrams nevertheless needs to get a grip on this predilection towards ramming countless exciting plot twists into his films at the cost of coherency

here she is trashew watching me having a wank
you are not getting warmth and love from it trashew i hate your stinking ogling boggle eyed guts do you hear me 

 the way it brings together the character arcs 

"insanely great ending" which leaves the audience in a euphoric state

it must avoid falling into the pattern Abrams' other space saga appears to be slipping further and further into. As Admiral Ackbar himself said so memorably: "It's a trap!"

and i am gutting out your ogling boggle eyed little womb with a  meat rub of mould and cancer from the author like sandpaper i will rub it into your babies you little pervert 

and der knees she killed her husband and her grand children are cursed 






THAT WAS NOT WRITTEN IN FUCKING MAY ORLRIGHT