curse of the ring

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fib weighing in with a throat bludgeon 




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nnb she has killer farts today 

which she inter to use 

on people spraying her in queues 







Joseph Fritzle is causing me 

alot of problems today 

is that because he looked 

like one of the pics 


theers one of arthr as well 


note to self 

must spend some quality time 

with Scarey 





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was thjat Scareyu 

phoning her not to put jam on the cereal 

i did let myself get very 

hungry yesterday

how have ya bin 



my husband n i 

barely nod in passing 

what with his career n mine 

Dev n i have been up all night 

fussing over our sound files 



i do fancy him 

but I'm aware that he has a wife ... 





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n the pigs arrive 

just in time to see a pupil 

seducing her 25 year old teacher