The Gates

061015    11am

S - I almost cut myself ... 

L - almost literally cut yourself ... 

S - nice one Liz 

L - actually its almost literally like cut yourself 

if anyone takes this the wrong way 

they should feel free to say so 

its just banter 

S - yeah banter 

L - actually you're supposed to miss out the t 

ban_har ... 

L - so if you want to insult someone 

you go ... 'Daaarling you look absoluuuutely fabulous  


L - you'd eat him if you were starving wouldn't you ? 

S - no I love him too much 

L - men dont cry and women don't get angry 

S thats bollocks